Carly: I want to get a tattoo that says "Always Love" in handwriting on my foot.
Mum: Why? That's a really dumb idea.
Carly: It's lyrics from my favourite song and I think it has a good message.
Mum: Why not just 'Love'? That would be better. I wouldn't understand what your tattoo meant, and what's the point if I don't understand it. That doesn't mean anything.
Carly: I like it.
Mum: It's dumb. When people see it all they will think about is that Whitney Houston song "I Will Always Love You" and about how she is a drug addict.
My sister then proceeded to play the song for my mum, and throughout listening to it, all my mum did was sing "I Will Always Love You" under her breath. These are the little gems that come from my mum. They are always unexpected, and usually hilarious. Oh family...